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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Vampires For President

I read a funny story on Reuters about a man in Romania being elected as mayor even though he was dead. They said it was because they didn't want to have a reelection in case the other guy won. I think there is another reason.... the guy is a "Vampire". After all, Transylvania is located in Romania.

It might be kind of interesting having a vampire as an elected official. We all know the government is full of bloodsuckers anyway (I'm looking at you IRS). At least an elected vampire would be up front about it. Impeachment would be easy, if there was a problem just literally expose him to the light of day.

One of the major problems would be all of the protests for undead equal rights. Soon zombies would be demanding the same opportunities as vampires, and hiring laws would be adjusted to make sure they could get jobs. It is bad enough talking to customer support now, when they don't speak English. Imagine talking to a zombie that just keeps moaning "brains" over and over.

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