This is pretty funny especially if you are a fan of Fringe, Lost, Heroes or Community.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
I happened across a pretty funny web tool called bad translator today and decided to test it a bit.
I started with a portion of my profile and ran it through several times each with more translations.
Here are the results.
I like to live in new places and my wife accuses me of being nomadic, hence the name of the blog. I am married and have a 7 year old son and 3 year old daughter. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
After 10 translations
"I want a new job, life, and my wife accused me nomads, so the blog title. I am married with a 7-year-old child and my daughter 3 years. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day I am a member."
After 20 translations
"I want a new job, life, and my wife accused me of nomads, the title of the blog. You old married, and seven years old and my daughter 3 years. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is that I am a member."
After 40 translations
"New life, women's work, and I sometimes want to blame this blog. For seven years, my daughter and three sons of the year. My last day saints of the Church of Jesus Christ"
After 56 translations
"Life for women to work, sometimes I blame it on the blog. Seven years later, her daughter and son, three of them this year. On the last day of the holy church of Jesus the messiah."
Have fun with it and post some of your text in the comments.
Friday, June 24, 2011
It has been a long time since I posted anything so I figured a site redesign might be be appropriate. I Think I am going to try to get back into updating more regularly. I need to start writing again and I have a couple trips planned for the next couple of months. One to San Diego and One to GenCon in Indianapolis. So keep your eyes open and you may see some new stuff showing up here again.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I was looking at Google books today and saw that you can read old issues of the "Weekly World News" I remember reading these when I was younger because my mom and Grandma read them. I cannot believe how ridiculous they are. Take a look for yourself.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
I love T-shirts. I would wear them all the time if I had the choice. Unfortunately they aren't considered appropriate business attire (written with a sneer and a shake of my fist). When I am elected Supreme Chancellor of the Universe I will switch things up a bit. First I will make a 2 day work week and a 5 day weekend and I will allow T-shirts for all activities (unless of course you like wearing a suit). I figure the only time you need to dress up then is when you are getting married or buried. Here is a link to a list of 202 awesome Star Wars T-shirts.